schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!
dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

officialwhitegirls:

mom: were gonna have mcdonalds for dinner

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(Source: officialwhitegirls, via lindsaylohoean)


1 month ago // 75,438 notes

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
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im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

(via why-hello-there-peasants)


1 month ago // 306,485 notes

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy, via cravesthewaves)


1 month ago // 114,609 notes

cempai:

why want the d when you can have the p

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(via doughnot)


1 month ago // 339,017 notes