preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

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1 week ago // 200,392 notes

raviravioli:

say something im giving up on you


1 week ago // 125 notes

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

(via spoof)


1 week ago // 483,346 notes

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

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1 week ago // 127,280 notes
schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!
dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride